Harry Potter in 99 seconds
There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lighting scar[Yo, Harry, you are a wizard]
Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quiriell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore3.Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
And Harry's în mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginomous secret chamber4.Harry Blows up Aunt Marge
The dementors come and take Charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a Man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can
Save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just happens to be Harry's Godfather
I don't really get It either5.Harry gets put in the
Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and Mermaids
Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed!
He's back6.Harry, Harry, is getting scary
Voldemort's back
Now you're a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore Why is he ignoring you
Constant attemps to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministru
Sirius Black is **** as can be7.Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end8.There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breathPotter girl
I'm a Potter girl
In a Potter world
We have fanfics
And it's fantastic
Boys with ginger Hair
Muggles everywere
Transfiguration
Spells are your CreationC'mon Dobby
Let's go party
O o o yaC'mon Dobby
Let's go party
U a u U a uJingle bells
Jingle bells
Umbridge smells
Losers go away
Draco is hot
Voldy is not
Hogwarts all the Way
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Hogwarts Stories
FanfictionPovești care nu prea au legătură între ele de la Hogwarts din toate erele cu personaje inventate și existente