100 Questions No One Ever Asks

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1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

Open. Just cause. They're always open.

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?

Nah.

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

Out.

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?

.....No?

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?

Not really.

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM?

Nah.

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?

Bear. Bugs are not my thing.

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?

Nah. If I do I can't see them for shït.

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?

Yep. Fake smiles are my specialty!

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?

I dunno.

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?

All the time.

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?

Nope.

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?

Nu-uh.

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING?

Yup!

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?

No.

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?

None.

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED?

Pretty small but not tiny.

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?

The ENTIRE Sweeney Todd soundtrack.

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?

Of course!

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?

Yep!

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE?

No idea.

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME?

In the Caribbean, probably Tortuga.

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?

Whatever's there, water probably.

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?

Nothing. ( Ronald McDonald's shit. )

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

I don't like food.

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?

A lot.

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU?

My cousin, on the cheek.

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?

Yep.

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?

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