Bakugou's Hug Dilemma (My Hero Academia)

Invisible Chick

 Lugging that Jackass Todoroki to his room as he slept soundly on Bakugou's back had drained the fucking LIFE out of the blond. He stood, panting, outside of the currently snoozing boy's dorm wondering why the fucking hell he had just put himself through all that.

 The sky outside was now dark, speckled with stars and Bakugou's time was running out. Who the hell was he going to do next? His options were pretty fucking limited.

 Monkey boy,

 Deku, (No)

 Uhh...who else? Bakugou peeked down at the list crumpled in between his fingers.

 Ponytail girl,

And that Invisible chick.

Ugh, his options were fucking shit.

He tapped his foot, trying to think. The common area was obviously the best place to hope to run into one of the four still on his list, but it also was crawling with possible witnesses. You'd think that after hugging so many damn people, that reputation shit would be out the window, but noooo. The idea of hugging someone with the whole class watching still made him want to fucking die.

He stomped his foot and started towards the elevator. He stabbed his finger into the button that would lead him to the common area.

This punishment was nothing compared to the tasks he would have to do as a hero. A little humiliation? SWALLOW THAT SHIT DOWN, KATSUKI! YOU WANNA BE A FUCKIN' HERO?! DEAL WITH IT WHINEY BITCH!!!

The elevator was silent except for Bakugou's heavy breathing. Why the hell was that elevator so quiet? Fucking UA with their quiet as shit elevators. If the ride to the common area was loud, filled with the intense grinding gears of the elevator, then at least Bakugou would have something other than his misfortune to focus on.

He was mildly surprised when the elevator, rather than taking him all the way to the first floor, decided to stop at the third floor. Bakugou thought 'da fuq?' for a handful of seconds before stupidly realizing that the elevator was stopping because someone else was trying to get on from the third floor.

"Bakugou-san. Heading to the third floor as well?"

Why, oh why did it have to be Engine boy?

"Yeah whatever." He spat as Iida filed in besides him, a green sweater hung over his shoulders.

That shit. Bakugou was pretty pissed at him. He didn't really have a good reason for wanting to murder Iida, that bitch just got on his nerves.

He thought for a fleeting second that he should just get off on the third floor and wait for another elevator so that he could avoid headache-inducing conversation with his bundle of joy class president, but he bashed it down quickly cause that was childish. He was on a fucking time schedule for fuck's sake. What a time waster it would be, there was nothing on the third floor for him except...Oh wait, Monkey boy's dorm is on the third floor, isn't it?

It didn't take much thinking to make up his mind. Hug Monkey boy and skillfully avoid Engine Boy's company all in one? He would have to be an absolute lamp shade no not take such a chance.

He had to refrain from humming "later bitch" as he strolled out of the elevator, hands shoved in pant pockets, smirk on lips.

"Oh, you're leaving?" Engine boy rang out. Bakugou ignored him, trudging down the hall towards where he would find Monkey Boy's dorm.

"Are you feeling better? I know you were upset this morning," he continued, his voice growing weaker as Bakugou got further away. "Bakugou-san! Please refrain from walking away while I'm speaking to you!"