🖕🏻 sent an image
You changed 🖕🏻's nickname to Hairy Weirdo
Me: Harry!!!
Hairy Weirdo: What?
Me: WHY THE HELL DID YOU SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOU ONLY IN YOUR BOXERS IN THE BATHROOM!?
Me: And since when did I give a shit about a stranger. *facepalm* 😑
Hairy Weirdo: Huh?
Hairy Weirdo: Wait—
Hairy Weirdo: Oh shit 😂
Me: 😑
Hairy Weirdo: Wrong send baby girl 😘
Hairy Weirdo: But you can still say thank you for the pic I sent 😉😬
Me: ew? Tf no!
Hairy Weirdo: ☹️
Me: What's with the sad face?
Me: And why haven't I blocked you yet? 🤔
Hairy Weirdo: my motivation to go to the gym today was you
Hairy Weirdo: you aren't satisfied with what I look?
Me: okay mr. protein with big muscles and shit. you already have abs, you can't just gain abs within one day just because of one shitty person. Who is me.
You changed Harry 🖕🏻's nickname to Mr. Protein
Mr. Protein: but I can and I did
Me: really?
Me: woah. I'm impressed
Me: guess I should start ignoring you so you can start working out some more xD
Mr. Protein: don't leave me ☹️
Me: do something more productive than anything you've ever done in your life xD
Mr. Protein: I'm gonna watch PH
Me: PH, as in... PH Care? The commercial for feminine wash?
Me: YOU PERVERT
Mr. Protein: no no no
Mr. Protein: you got it wrong
Me: What does PH mean then?
Mr. Protein: guess 😏
Me: hmm...
Me: 🤔
Me: PH, for Philippines 🇵🇭?
Mr. Protein: NO NO NO
Mr. Protein: you dumb girl
Me: okay, so I'm the dumb one here? You're the dumb one here, b*tch. Because you won't even tell me the meaning of what the f*ck PH means!!
Mr. Protein: okay okay I'm sorry.
Mr. Protein: you curse a lot yet you don't know what PH means. Pathetic.
Me: give hints of what P means then.
Mr. Protein: okay, this will be easy.
Mr. Protein: the first word starts with p and ends with orn. since the second word is a short word, I'll just tell you it. It's hub.
Me: ...
Me: OH I KNOW
Me: POPCORN HUB!!!
Mr. Protein: ffs!!!
Mr. Protein: am I talking to a 3-year-old right now? That's f*cking wrong!!!
Me: just say the goddamn word you assh*le!
Mr. Protein: Fine.
Mr. Protein: I'm gonna watch P*rn H*b.
Me: 😟
Me: that's it, I'm blocking you.
Mr. Protein: wait
Mr. Protein: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
Mr. Protein: DON't lEAvE Me plEASE
5 minutes later
Me: aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: GOT YOU
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂
Me: I ALREADY KNOW WHAT PH MEANS YOU DUMB*SS
Me: I'm uploading this to Twitter
Mr. Protein: dammit
Mr. Protein: but...
Mr. Protein: damn I'm hard. Can you help?
Me: just jack off to the couple having intercourse xD
Mr. Protein: nah
Mr. Protein: the thought of having intercourse with you is what made me hard
Me: oh
Me: bye
Mr. Protein: DON't LEAVE ME AGAIN
Mr. Protein: hey? You still there?
Mr. Protein: dammit.
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Sexy Stranger
Fanfiction{Harry Styles FF AU} When you recieve a text from an unknown number, there's no telling if you could finally find love in a long distance. Official and Original Book made by @fallenmoonchild_ (myself?, duh?)
