Malcolm in the Middle || One-Shots

{Intro Thingy}

I decided to make a book that'll be full of Malcolm in the Middle one-shots.

Now, I'm unsure if I'll be taking requests for this, but if I do, I have to say something that I will not be writing....

I will not write any pairings between the boys with each other, e.g. Malcolm X Reese. I have a very strong dislike for incest, and especially in this fandom.

edit Sunday 12th April 2020; honestly, if you're a supporter of incest - gross - just... I'd rather not have you here at all. I'd rather not have your gross asses reading my shit. I don't care who you are, just fuck off from my account. I don't want you here. You're not welcome here. It's people like you that prevented me from writing fanfic for this fandom for 10 years.

edit Friday 27th January 2023; while yes I still very much dislike incest, in this fandom more than others, and in rpf fandoms, I generally just don't give a fuck what people choose to write. Write whatever the fuck you want to write. Go wild!

Just know that if you talk about it here or try and "beg" me to write it, you'll be ignored, and possibly muted/blocked if you keep pestering me about it. Harsh, I know, but please just respect boundaries. I don't mind you being here and reading my stuff if you're into incest ships, despite what the older edit says, so disregard whatever that says, and the anti-rhetoric. Very much proship, ship and let ship, here. But please just keep it away from me.

I won't write smut either. This is just not a fandom I'm comfortable writing smut in.

It's also come to my attention that people ship Malcolm with his asshole teacher Mr. Herkabe, and what the actual fuck?? Now that, I will not be writing either. Frankly, I fucking hate Herkabe....

Although, Malcolm/Herkabe is certainly better than W*lkercest.... And I am very much into age gap fics, just as long as both characters are of age. But I absolutely despise Herkabe. Never hated a fictional character as much as I hate that man.

Honestly, my hate for Herkabe is the main reason I will not write anything for that ship more than anything else. And I'm not even sure if I'll write anything involving Herkabe at all to begin with, and if I do, it would very likely be full of torture.

Now, I will write some Hal X Lois one-shots, but no smut... well... yeah nah, no smut. Implied yes, but no smut. Also will write some Francis X Piama.

Oh! There may be one-shots in this where the boys are girls, or one or two of them are girls. I kinda want to expand a little on the idea of the If Boys Were Girls episode in season 4 where Lois imagined the boys as girls named Renee, Mallory, and Daisy.

Also, I'll write one-shots where one of the boys are gay, but not gay with each other. Personally, if any of them were gay in the show, I'd think it would be maybe Reese. Or Malcolm... but maybe not gay but bisexual... idk.... Actually maybe even Dewey.... I guess the three of them do have the possibility of being gay or at least bisexual. Maybe not Francis... besides, he has Piama (who I fucking love).

And yes, there will be foul language in this. If you couldn't already tell by this intro. I don't really use it too much in my fanfics though honestly....

Another thing... I occasionally write mpreg, as in male pregnancy, a universe where certain guys can fall pregnant. I may have a couple mpreg one-shots in this, and I'll put a warning on the one-shot if it's an mpreg if anyone reading this doesn't like mpreg. Sound good?

Okay, I think that's all I had to say....

~ Candy