Kalokohan ng Bangtan Sonyeondan

BTS kapag nag aapply ng trabaho

Kim Namjoon

Namjoon:Good morning sir.

Interviewer: Good Morning.May I see your resume?

Namjoon:*inabot ang resume*

Interviewer: Hmm...Maganda ang mga records mo..

Namjoon: Thank you sir.

Interviewer: At nagaral ka pa sa Switzerland!Wow i am really amazed by your resume.

Namjoon: Thank you po.

Interviewer: You are really qualified for this job.You are really qualified to be a Professor.You are Hired!

Namjoon: Thank you sir.I am really happy and I promise you that I will make my students great.And--*superhabang speech na naman*

Interviewer: *nusblid na*O-okay you c-can start n-now...

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Kim Seokjin

Interview: May I see your resume?

Jin: *abot ng resume*

Interviewer: Hmm..this says that you have 5 idiot kids.

Jin: Ah yes.*flip hairlalu*

Interviewer: Oh,is it true that you are a Pink Princess?

Jin: ah yes it is true.

Interviewer: Ah then,you are best to be the leading lady of mario.You are hired.

Jin: Thank you!*flip hairlalu ulit*

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Min Yoongi

Interviewer: May I see your resume?

Suga: Swaeg.

Interviewer: Teka,bakit walang nakasulat dito sa resume mo?paano ka makakapasok sa kompanya kung walang nakasulat sa resume mo?

Suga: Swaeg.Wala naman kasi akong background.Di naman ako nag aral eh.Nakakatamad.Swaeg.

Interviewer: ?????

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Jung Hoseok

Hoseok: *lumapit sa
interviewer*good morning sir.

Interviewer: Waaaaahhhhh!!!!!kabayong may deadly weapon!!!!aaaaahhhh!!!

Hoseok: Huhuhu...My hearteu is...My Hearteu!!!!!

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Park Jimin

Interviewer: next!

Jimin: sir,nandito po ako!

Interview: next please!

Jimin: siiiiirrr!!!naaannddiittoo poo aakoo!!

Interview: NEXT PLEASE!!!

Jimin: height ko nanaman!!*walkout*

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Kim Taehyung

V: Hi!

Interviewer: Umm...Hello,May I see your resume?

V: *abot ng resume*

Interviewer: Okay.Your records are good.

V: Thank you sir.

Interviewer: Okay,our company will call you soon.

V:*biglang tumingin sa malayo*

V: Call?Ilang beses niyang sinabing tatawagan niya ako pero ano?umabot ng ilang araw,buwan at taon ni text o tawag wala akong natanggap mula sakanya..Umasa lang ako..umasa lang ako sa wala!!

Interviewer: O.......kay?

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Jeon Jungkook

(di pa pwedeng magtrabaho kasi fetus pa)

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Bwi!hugot pa more!!

At Jungkook bumalik ka sa tiyan ni eomma jin mo!