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LOVE, CERISE !

CHAPTER FIVE- JOIN THE CLUB !








MESSAGES !


















the addams family (but softer)
[wednesday (cer), pugsley (lou), gomez (cho), morticia (yara), fester (em)]




wednesday (cer)
hi welcome to my tedtalk

pugsley (lou)
tedtalk about what

pugsley (lou)
how much you
hate iced coffee?

fester (em)
if it is then count me out

fester (em)
i've already been
to a GOOD tedtalk

wednesday (cer)
feeling: attacked

gomez (cho)
feeling: humored

morticia (yara)
feeling: like we're in
a victorious episode

wednesday (cer)
sounds sexc

gomez (cho)
you think everything is sexc

fester (em)
everything IS secc

morticia (yara)
everything is secc?

wednesday (cer)
yara she meant sexc 😔

wednesday (cer)
why are all the girls being
attacked today sjdkfk

morticia (yara)
pardon?

morticia (yara)
nothing has happened to me

pugsley (lou)
or me

fester (em)
cer? you see this? they're
attacking you even more

gomez (cho)
smh my head

wednesday (cer)
that was my line cho...

gomez (cho)
turns out we really are
in a victorious episode

pugsley (lou)
quick what's my line

pugsley (lou)
wait i got it

fester (em)
bb grill wyd where yo mans @

pugsley (lou)
EMMA

pugsley (lou)
HOWD YOU KNOW

morticia (yara)
was that actually what
you were gonna say?

pugsley (lou)
YES

fester (em)
WAIT HAHA I HAD
TOTALLY GUESSED

wednesday (cer)
what is this sorcery

gomez (cho)
witchcraft 😳

morticia (yara)
i suddenly have to leave

wednesday (cer)
you should've just sat
there and ate your food

gomez (cho)
I DIDNT DO
ANYTHING

gomez (cho)
feeling: attacked

fester (em)
join the club

wednesday (cer)
yara? lucille? it's your turn.

morticia (yara)
good luck with trying
to catch me off-guard!

pugsley (lou)
i never say anything
wrong you loser

wednesday (cer)
that's where you're wrong

wednesday (cer)
yesterday you asked me if
they made pink lemonade
with pink lemons

pugsley (lou)
SHUT UP CER

pugsley (lou)
I ONLY ASKED BC
SADIE ASKED YOU
TO BRING HER SOME
AND IT WAS LIKE 6 AM

pugsley (lou)
MY MIND MACHINE
WAS BROKEN OK

morticia (yara)
sadie's still asking you
to bring her things? why?

wednesday (cer)
i wish i knew

wednesday (cer)
i would tell her hell fucking
no but i'd feel a little bad

gomez (cho)
well that's not the nicest
way to put anything

gomez (cho)
you could tell her that
you don't like feeling like
running errands for her?

fester (em)
tell her pink lemonade
sucks and iced almond
milk lattes are superior

wednesday (cer)
iced almond milk
lattes suck too emma

fester (em)
TAKE IT BACK

wednesday (cer)
no babe

fester (em)
yes babe

wednesday (cer)
nah babe

fester (em)
ya babe

gomez (cho)
she's not gonna crack

pugsley (lou)
she's really not

morticia (yara)
yeah she's pretty
stubborn em

wednesday (cer)
thank you!

fester (em)
i don't think that
was a compliment

wednesday (cer)
i'll take it anyway

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