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Unknown Contact: 

Hi.

Thomas: 

What the...

Unknown Contact: 

How are you?

Thomas: 

Freaking TIRED!

Unknown Contact: 

Jeez. 

Thomas: 

It's 3:12, stranger dude. I NEED TO SLEEP?

Unknown Contact: 

I'm not asleep. Why do you need to sleep?

Thomas: 

'Cause theres a math test today and I need to  focus and I suck at math

Unknown Contact: 

Can I help?

Thomas: 

I'm up so why not

Unknown Contact: 

Great! First problem?

Thomas: 

G=A x D, A=D+14, D=52, WHAT DOES G EQUAL

Unknown Contact: 

Did you type that in caps?

Thomas: 

YES CAUSE IT HATE IT

Unknown Contact: 

Okay...

Thomas: 

What's the freaking answer.

Unknown Contact: 

3432.

Thomas: 

HOW did you figure that out so FAST?

Unknown Contact: 

My mental skills.

Thomas:

Let me guess: A+ in math?

Unknown Contact: 

Actually, A-, but yah.

Thomas: 

Man. WHat'd you buy that with?

Unknown Contact: 

Watch your capitals and I earned it. With my brain.

Thomas: 

Hahahahahahahahaha, you nearly had me fooled. No, really. You're not that smart.

Unknown Contact: 

I'm British. Of course I'm that bloody smart.

Thomas:

Kk. Wait...

Unknown Contact: 

Wait for it... *holding breath

Thomas:

SHUT UP!!!

Unknown Contact: 

hehehehehehehehehe

Thomas: 

NOT FUNNY

Unknown Contact: 

?????

Thomas: 

GOOD BYE.

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