BTS As Your Best friends
[ intruder ]
hyung line;
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Namjoon | 🌪
you; joon!!!
you; JOON!
you; NAMJOON!
One missed call from~ Y/N
you; HeLp!1!1!1!1!
namjoon; WHAT? WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME?!
you; someone's in my house!!
namjoon; are you sure it's not just your neighbours cat?
you; GOSH DAMMIT NAMJOON, IM GONNA GET KIDNAPPED!
Seokjin | 🦄
you; jinnn!
seokjin; yes my daughter?
you; someone's in my house 😳
seokjin; IM CALLING THE POLICE!
seokjin; i'll be there in 2 minuets!
you; okay 😥
Yoongi | 🍒
you; yoongi?!
you; YOONGI!
you; i think someone's in my house
yoongi; then call the police?
you; but what if no ones actually here, then i'll just look like really stupid...
yoongi; are you kidding me
yoongi; in a choice between life or death and your worried about people thinking your stupid?!
you; wait DEATH! IM TO YOUNG!
you; YOU THINK IM GONNA BE MURDERED?!
yoongi; no but i f*cking will if there's no intruder there when i get there 😡
Hobi | 🌻
you; hobi hELp!1!!11!!
you; there's someone in my house 😭
hobi; don't worry i'm on my way!
hobi; I'LL KICK THEIR ASSES!
you; THANKS HOBI!
you; wait....
you; nvm it's just my neighbours cat....he just knocked over my plant... hehe.....
hobi; so wait...your telling me i don't get to use my ninja moves? 😢
you; sorry next time hobi
