Once upon a time there was a baby named Robert Jefferson . He was truly a very savage baby, anyway we must get on with our story. One day Robert was walking down the street when a random guy named Bobby Jeff asked him to be his friend "sure" said Robert and so they played outside all day. One day they had a sleep over. When Bobby fell asleep Robert cut Bobby head off. When Robert woke up he was in jail "WHERE AM I" screamed Robert "your in jail bub" said the officer. As soon as soon Robert heard that he bit of the bars and then the officers head "LOSER" laughed Robert and then went to rob babies r us. While he was robbing it 500 swat troopers were lined up outside. When he was done robbing it he ran outside and ate all the troopers. Now he has a $1000000 dollar dead or alive bounty. Later that week a man was in a alleyway when he read, Roberts coming for you. "Oh no" said the man just before he through a knife through him. Now he weighs 10000000 pounds, that is why you never eat people
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