TheShippingManiac: NEVER EVER SHOW YOUR FACE TO MEH, SHIP!
Laxus: It has a Face?
Mira: DIE SHIP, DIE
Erza: SUFFER MY WRATH, SHIP
Jellal: ARRGGHH! I'M WITH ERZA AND THAT'S FINAL
Lucy: Why is it always me?
TheShippingManiac: Cuz why not?
Natsu:........FIRE DRAGON IRON FIST
Happy: Aye Sir!!
Gray: nope nope nope
Juvia: Love rival is shipped with everyone! MUAHAHAHHA
TheShippingManiac: I'm gunna ship you with someone else too, Juvia
Juvia: NOOO!!! ONLY GRAY-SAMA
Lucy: Author-chan supported me! Yay!
TheShippingManiac: Not for long
Lucy: 😥
Gray: Back to what Juvia said, What?
Jellal: I don't even remember talking to Lucy??!!
Lucy: If I could recall, it was Mystogan who talked to me in Edolas right?
Gajeel: Yeah!
Elfman: This ship is not MANLY
Evergreen: No way
Levy: ATTENTION PEOLPE: THERE IS ONLY JERZA AND NALU OKAY! SO ALL OF YOU JELLU SHIPPERS, MOVE OUT!
Gajeel: Calm yourself, shrimp
Natsu: I now announce that this ship is considered as trash so good bye
Fairy tail: *Throws Jellu in the trash bin and leaves*
