Eren: *is crying*
Mikasa: why are you crying?
Eren: *hastily hides Armin x Jean fanfic* whhhhhat?
Hence the events that follow.
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Random solider: LETS SHOW THEM THE POWER OF DE HOOMAN RACE!!!
Everyone:*starts to chuck tomatoes at the titans*
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Eren: OMIGOD y r u drinkinnnnnng
Hannes: want some
Eren: k
Mikasa: fuck no
Eren and Hannes: BWAAHABHAHAA TREES HAAHAHAHAHAH PETRA HAHAHAHAHAHA
Eren: *goes home and gets mikasa pReggo* Eremika_Trash
Hahaha >:3
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Levi: AS I SELECT A RANDOM CHILD FROM THE CROWD, ALL YOU FANS WILL BECOME PEDO SHIPPERS!
Crowd: *cheers*
Levi: *points at Eren* THAT ONE!
Eren: *will be paranoid forever more*
Mikasa: Hiiiiiiiiiissssss
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Whamen: oh noes is my son ded
Random solider: ...
Whamen: did he do anything
Random solider: fuck yes
Whamen: wat
Random solider: he got the most hits with the tomatoes
*de fukin one*
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Man: lol Levi x Hanji is shit
Eren: *punches on the head*
Man: da faq
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Mikasa: *is running away from the man holding Eren*
Eren: well I suppose it is.
Mikasa: *throws Eren*
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Mikasa: Eren thinks Jean x Marco is shit
Eren: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELLLLL
Clara & Grisha: da faq
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Bullies: *creating Ereri fanfic*
Eren: ILL KILL YOU BASTARDS
Bullies: now we can take him to Levi!!
Mikasa: *is running behind Eren*
Bullies: f u c k
