\(• ∇ •)/ <Hellllllloooo! Who out there thinks today is a wonderful day? MEE!
/(• ∇ •)/ <What I'm doing for you today is interviewing... DAT 1 GUY!!
/(ಠ^o,)\ <My name's Dat 1 Guy, not DAT 1 GUY!!
/(• - •)\ <Sorry..
/(• ∇ •)\ < So Dat 1 Guy, what is your favourite colour?
/(ಠ^o,)\ <hmmm...
\(ಠ^o,)/ <MAJIK!!
/(• - •)\ <...
/(• - •)\ <Thank you..
/(• ^ •)\ <How did you get so famous?
/(ಠ>o,)\ <...
/(ಠ^o,)\ <I didn't.
/(• - •)\ <Okay...
/(• ^ •)\ <What is your favourite book that you've written?
/(ಠ^o,)/ <Easy!
\(ಠ^o,)/ <All of them!
/(• - •)\ <...
/(• - •)\ <(What am I doing with my life..)
/(• – •)\ <(Why did I even think this was a good idea..)
/(• — •)\ <(Please.. Why..)
\(ಠ^o,)/ <Thy And! I has been interviewed!
By Dat 1 Guy
\(• ∇ •)/ <YUS!!! IT'S FINISHED!
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