🌻|Pickup Lines|🌻

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Bill🌻
-"You're pretty and I'm cute. Together, we'd be pretty cute"-

Richie🌻
-"Are you from China? Cause I'm China fuck"-

Eddie🌻
-"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in you're eyes"-

Stan🌻
-"are you religious? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers"-

Mike🌻
-"Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase you're past and write our future"-

Beverly🌻
-"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass"-

Ben🌻
-"I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way"-

Henry🌻
-"I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on"-

Patrick🌻
-"Do you have a sun burn, or are you always this hot?"-

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