Mr. Fries in the Streets, Mr. Wets in the Sheets

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This song is from our album Hot 4 Teachers. *in tune of I Write Sins Not Tragedies*

Oh, well, imagine
As I'm pacing the streets by his front door
And I can't help but to hear
I can't help but to hear the exchanging of words
"What a beautiful bedroom"
"What a beautiful bedroom" says Mr. Fries to Jada
Oh, but what a shame, what a shame Mr. Wets is a teacher

Jada chimes in with a haven't you people ever heard of using a goddamn condom
No, it's much better to do these kinds of things with cheek to cheek contact
Jada chimes in with a haven't you people ever heard of using a goddamn condom
No, it's much better to do these kinds of things with cheek to cheek contact

Oh, well, in fact
Well, I'm looking at this
I mean technically your job is in danger
Well, this calls for a toast
So pour the weeping plum, pour the weeping plum

Jada chimes in with a haven't you people ever heard of using a goddamn condom
No, it's much better to do these kinds of things with cheek to cheek contact
Jada chimes in with a haven't you people ever heard of using a goddamn condom
No, it's much better to do these kinds of things with cheek to cheek contact

Jada chimes in with a haven't you people ever heard of using a goddamn condom
No, it's much better to do these kinds of things with cheek to cheek contact
Jada chimes in with a haven't you people ever heard of using a goddamn condom
No, it's much better to do these kinds of things with cheek to cheek contact

Original Lyrics by Screaming, Crying, and DyingWhere stories live. Discover now