namjoon:
namjoon: how i'm doin
taehtynsg: you're such a TEASE we all know you have straight As
namjoon: barely
taehtynsg: BUT YOU STILL DO
namjoon: leave me ALONE
taehtynsg: nope
namjoon: in other news: i am over baby sinclair
yoongi: darn that was a great phase in namjoon's life
yoongi: pretty close to THE best phase
namjoon: damn what was the best
yoongi: saying god isnt real
taehtynsg:
namjoon: whoa when was thatyoongi: thats right, keep pretending you dont know what im talking about
taehtynsg: wow im triggered
jungkookington the fourth: me too
taehtynsg: whoa hello
jungkookington the fourth: my phones been on low power mode all day
jiminzzz: you should make a sim with your screen name and become best buds with j hungtington III
jiminzzz: j kookington IV
yoongi: im fucjejdhhrhwhf
jiminzzz: stop laughing at meeeeeeeee
yoongi: ASK OOMF OUT
jiminzzz: THE
taehtynsg: "one of my followers"
yoongi: sss
hoseok: lil meow meow
seokjin: this chat just had a mental breakdown with four texts
taehtynsg: whos oomf
jiminzzz: no
yoongi: jungkook youre fake news
jungkookington the fourth: why the slander?
hoseok: SLANDER ALERT ITS A LOCKDOWNN 🚨
jungkookington the fourth: i could sue you
yoongi: i did not deface you
jungkookington the fourth: yes you did
j kookington IV: see!! you did!!
jiminzzz: ! i win!
namjoon: whoa why was that cute
yoongi: triggered
taehtynsg: so so so so much is happening, but namjoon, homework answers. please.
namjoon: why
taehtynsg: hngggggggggg
j kookington IV: namjoon do it
namjoon: no
taehtynsg: i'll praise you
namjoon: definitely not
taehtynsg: YOURE MEAN
jiminzzz: namjooon
namjoon: jimiiin
jiminzzz: eek dms
[a/n
long time no see. um i went to iceland, kid from my school died and i cried a lot, played a whole lot of sims 4. now u guys are caught up in the life of markie]
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hell awaits! bts
General Fictiontldr; jimins in a panic, taekook in their own bubble, seokjin talks every once in a while, hoseok's theories are all true