Ok, I know I said no Ernesto, but this and the next chapter are an exception, because the person who suggested them is the only one that gave me a new idea.
Y/N = Your Name (I would like to see what you choose if you do a funny name, put it in the comments if you want!)
Challenge: Whoever comes up with the funniest name and writes it in the comments gets to choose the next one shot for the chapter after this and the next one!
Judge: Coco Makes Me Un Poco Loco
Challenge ends: June 14, 2018 (my birthday!)
Good luck!
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Y/N was waiting patiently at home.
Y/N's husband, Ernesto, went to the bar for a drink.
He left 3 hours ago.
Y/N, being their spouse, is very worried.
Y/N sighs irritably as he / she imagines how drunk Ernesto must be.
Suddenly, the door opens, breaking Y/N's train of thought.
"Speak of the devil." Y/N thought.
Ernesto stumbled in, tripping over nothing.
"Ernesto." Y/N said, looking up from the book he / she was reading.
Ernesto struggled to sit upright.
"Ernesto." Y/N said louder, and more firm.
Ernesto's head shot up.
"Y-yes, Y/N" Ernesto hiccuped.
"How much did you drink?" Y/N said, crossing his / her arms.
Ernesto sat there for a moment, apparently using all of his will to remember.
"3 bottles!" Ernesto shouted, smiling.
Y/N raised his / her eye brows.
"3 bottles of what?" Y/N suspiciously asked.
Ernesto laughed.
"You know, tequila!" Ernesto chuckled. "What else would I drink!?"
Y/N sighed irritably.
Y/N got up and slung Ernesto's arm around his / her shoulder.
Ernesto slowly got up.
Y/N led Ernesto to their bedroom.
Y/N laid Ernesto down.
As soon as Ernesto was in bed, he passed out.
Y/N sighed fondly.
He / she wiped strands of hair out of Ernesto's face.
Y/N laid down next to Ernesto.
"If you get this drunk again, I'm not going to help you." Y/N whispered in Ernesto's ear.
Y/N fell asleep.
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Unfortunately for Ernesto, he didn't hear that, and he got that drunk again the next week.
Y/N kept his / her word, and didn't help him.
Ernesto learned his lesson, and never got that drunk again.
Y/N was satisfied.
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I hope you enjoyed! Suggested by: FanOfMosThings
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FanfictionNo lemons! And I'm not doing Ernesto either! Sorry to all you Ernesto shippers. It's the dead Rivera family, plus Miguel. However, the one shot could be a dead Rivera family member when they were alive, or when they are dead.
