Rules:
TITLE the tag ig
Mention who tagged you
List 10 things people should know about you
Tell a joke
Write a spoiler for one of your stories
Tag 28 people {tbh I don't care if you do that}
Put these rules in the tag! (Don't screenshot it, I'll put the text version in the comments and you can take it from there you heathen)
Bonaboo_kira tagged me.
1. Super, SUPER gay and single
2. Genuinely good hearted, though tbh I put myself first when it comes to certain things because I spend the most time with myself and so I should make myself happy (same applies to you)
3. I vary between 5'1" and 4'11" depending on the alignment of the stars ig
4. 125lbs and also NO CHIN OR JAWLINE WTF I have nice legs though tbh
5. My filter is severely jaded in some social situations.
6. As much as I wallow in my cesspool of self pity, I hate when people high-key throw self pity at you. I get it, you've got a problem. So do I, fam, and I will only involve myself in your affairs to a certain point.
7. If I don't like something I won't do it. If I don't like a song I won't listen to it, if I don't like a food I won't eat it, if I don't like a person I won't affiliate with them. It seems rude sometimes from an outsider perspective but it saves me so much time.
8. Training vet and tattoo artist.
9. 5 piercings (2 lip, 2 standard ear, 1 daith)
10. YouTuber with staggeringly low success!!! (YouTube.com/ivanisoletzkii)
Joke
Two windmills sit together in a field.
One asks the other, what kind of music do you like?
The other says, I'm a big metal fan.
I don't have spoilers because when I write an actual STORY story, people don't read them so I stop writing them. Ig rotten Apple counts but
London and boki mostly just fuck a lot so
I don't know 28 people. Tag yourself.
