Namjoon: *opens door* *accidentally steps on baby* Shit not again! *closes door*
Jin: come my child I shall show you the art of my cooking and feed you, then we'll get your hair and makeup done and search for your owner *whispers* maybe
Suga: Did someone knock? *never got up to check*
J-hope: Oh my! Look at this beautiful child! Let me take you and care for you and feed you and never tell anyone your a missing child because *whispers* your all mine
Jimin: *opens door* *pulls out bottle of jams* *pulls out butter knife* *puts jam on infant* Now you have jams *slowly backs away* *closes door*
Taehyung: OMG child why you so sad, let's play a game called shoot the hoodlums! Here's your gun and here's mine
Jungkook: *on the doorstep*
