o12. direct messages

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madisonroberts look, i want to apologize about the other night

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madisonroberts
look, i want to apologize about
the other night

chrisevans
wait what? why are you apologizing?
did you think i didn't have fun?

madisonroberts
maybe sorta

chrisevans
madison
that was probably one
of the best nights of my
life
WE STOLE HOT DOGS

madisonroberts
I MADE YOU PAY FOR THEM

chrisevans
true BUT
it was fun
why do you think i didn't?

madisonroberts
oh nothing

chrisevans
it's something alright.
was it zak?

madisonroberts
i don't want to dish about
our business but yeah.
he got all mad at me for
hanging out with you

chrisevans
he stood you up!
your night was going to shit
he was with another girl

madisonroberts
yeah, i know that.
and when i told him about
him standing me up, he said
he had more important things
to worry about.

chrisevans
like sucking a girls face who could be
your niece

madisonroberts
and he was like,
i don't love you anymore.
which stung.

chrisevans
screw him, okay.
i'm captain america, let me
beat him up.

madisonroberts
thank you chris.
you're too nice of a guy.

chrisevans
i almost forgot!
i don't have my partner
in crimes number!

madisonroberts
oh my god
we literally spent the whole night
together
and we don't have each
other's numbers
xxx-xxx-xxxx
^ there ya go.

chrisevans
i'll be texting you there
also, he didn't deserve to get
paid those hot dogs

madisonroberts
HE DID TOO!

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