A/N: so, this is just the random crap we wrote at the bottom of the google doc when we got bored or had nothing to do. Please excuse the weirdness.
HMOSOAB
SOAP
ARTIFICIAL WATER
LAFAYETTE
JEFFEROOPS
JEFFEROOPSOUPS
U.S.A. JUICE
HOLY MOTHER OF SCHNITZEL ON A BOAT
Lol
LAFAYETTE police department is investigating whether a suspect is identified as the victim of a suicide bomber attack in the macaroni factory of his own mother...
That was still my friend...
You said your friends were weird...
Mr. Chompers. Mr. Chompers hates Alex because he KNOWS!
Don't question me.
Good job...
LAFAYETTE
JOHN LAURENS
HERCULES MULLIGAN
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
AARON BURR, SIR
ARTIFICIAL WATER
ARTIFICIAL ARTHRITIS SYMPTOMS
ARTIFICIAL FOOD
ARTIFICIAL GMAIL
ARTIFICIAL WORK
I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em drop an burn 'em up an scatter their remains I'm Artificial Lafayette!! *coughing fit, then explodes into confetti*
*COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*
GUYS?!? I THINK WE KILLED JAMES MADISON!!!!
Sksjsjsjsjshxhdhgddyudeieeosojsnxnxncni
WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!
Yes.
Why...
Because King George is an odiferous dodgeball.
Sure
AND HE MADE A GODSEND MOVING KINDERGARTEN!
While nonchalantly jackhammering soap.
Yes
And we could REEEEWRIIITE THE STAAAARS!!!
Oh. My. Revolution. Don't question it...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWRRRRIIIIIIIIITTTEEE THE
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Purple potatoes are real!!
Turtlecorns will RULE THE WORLD!!
IM SORRY SHELFIE!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: OmL, just reading through it kills me! 😂 Hope you enjoyed!
(Also I'm 100% willing to post the screenshots from the actual doc if you want to see those!)
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If Only
FanfictionAct II of Hamilton from Laurens P.O.V. ships: Philidosia, Lams, Mullette(just once or twice), Jeffmads(just once or twice) also be prepared for crap writing.
