- What if a minnow ate a shark?
- Tinkle splash
- Tinkle off
- Hey! Look at this fan spinning so fast, we can't see it! Let's stick our fingers in it!
- Do birds know how to smile?
- Why is cake always so delicious?
-Will my drawings ever get better?
- I have to pee
- If Americans are just immigrated from Europe, then why do they have accents and different words than we do?
- What would stick flavored biscuits taste like?
- Are rocks edible?
- What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes about a century to kill us?
- Can you build a spaceship out of bricks?
- How much does the Solar System weigh?
- If cookies are biscuits and biscuits are cookies, what does that make oranges?
- Can it really be a spaceship if there is no space inside it?
- If some makeup is made of bat crap, is bat crap made of makeup?
- Is there really any space in space?
- What is space made of?
- Can you see air?
- Are you really never touching something if you jump and are suspended in midair?
- If all living things are made of cells, then what are cells made of?
- When God made man first, did he intend the man to be a rough draft of the final copy: women?
- If God can do anything, can he make a rock he can't lift?
- How old is God really?
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3 A.M. Thoughts with Kate and Elaine
HumorWeird things that we think about at 3 am.