-"I just farted"
"That's nice. Sugar, spice, and—*long drawn out fart**snort*"(something that happened today)
-*talking about rollercoasters* *rolling over* "WEEEEEEEEEE!"
—*talking about whales**rolling back over* "WOOOOOOO"
-Kate: "Me staring at the board in class not takin anything in" Me:*snort*
-Kate:"snort". *then snorts and bursts out laughing*
Me: stop snorting drugs Kate
-*on Notes**types in "OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLO "**highlights it**presses speak**both of us burst out laughing*
-*watches The Crab Song* *bursts out laughing*
-"Smelborp for president"
-"I thought you just said that I smelled boring"
-*trying to type 'have you ever heard the bootie song?'*"Have you ever esrdrhe hottie song?"
-*reading back over this list a year later and dying of laughter*
