Christine: Do you want to tell me how you guys crashed the car?
Jeremy: Well, we were driving and there was a deer in the middle of the road that Michael couldn't see, so I shouted "Michael, deer!"
Jeremy: Do you want to tell Christine what your response was?
Michael: ..."Yes, honey?"
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