𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚 ||𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐚||

19

MAkki:
One day

One day

ONE DAY

HARUMAAAAAAAN

MAtt_sun:
Don't fucking remind me I'm shaking already

All my friends are wishing me and you the best

MAkki:
Awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but like OMG WOW TOMORROW I'M DYING

MAtt_sun:
Don't die I have yet to kiss you o3o

MAkki:
Ugh I love you sm

Literally you could look like you just came out of the dumpster and I'd still fuck you

MAtt_sun:
Oh ;)))))) we're heading straight for the fun I see

***gay

MAkki:
Don't get too excited, we'll have like 15 minutes

MAtt_sun:
Yeah I'm still sad about that

MAkki:
Buuuuut a lot of things could happen in 15 minutes

I could suck your d in 15 minutes

Tho that depends on how long you can hold

MAtt_sun:
Jesus Christ Makki calm down

MAkki:
Oh btw I CAUGHT THE MIDDLE STALL MASTURBATOR

MAtt_sun:
Say WHAT

MAkki:
Yeahhhhh and believe it or not

Like I was shocked

It's....

MAtt_sun:
Tell me. Just tell me

MAkki:
Tsukishima Kei

MAtt_sun:
NO FUCKING WAY

NO NO NO

NOT TODAY

MAkki:
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT TOO

BUT I SAW HIS RED CONVERSE AND THEY HAD THE SAME STAIN ON THEM

SO I CONFRONTED HIM

AND HE RAN AWAY

MAtt_sun:
Guilty af but like WTF

WOW I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FACE HIM AGAIN

MAkki:
Bitch same

Is it okay if I call you bitch irl?

It's a habit

MAtt_sun:
It's fiiiine

Guess what I'm doing rn ;))))

MAkki:
Pooping?

MAtt_sun:
[Picture attached]

Hahahahahahhahaha

MAkki:
Nice thighhhhhsssss

Nice undies too is that spongebob

MAtt_sun:
Yup 😩👌

I love me some spongeboob

Fill me with water daddy

MAkki:
I'm more of a mister crabs girl

MAtt_sun:
Ohoho I have mr. Crabs underwear too

MAkki:
Wear them tomorrow I wanna see

MAtt_sun:
Alright everything for you boo

I'm gonna put on a facemask today to make sure I'm glowing tomorrow

MAkki:
You're always glowing wyd

MAtt_sun:
Btw what's the doctors appointment

MAkki:
I have kidney problems lmao

Nothing serious really

MAtt_sun:
Never drink alcohol

MAkki:
You can't tell me what to do hoe

Imma drink if I want to

We're all gonna dir anyway

Can an asteroid just come and fuck us all?

I want iceage already

MAtt_sun:
Ain't ya a sunshine

Anyway

I need to go, my food is here brb

MAkki:
Ilyyyyy ❤❤❤😤
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Guys have I ever mentioned how much I love deadpool? Cuz I do

I love him

Kssxjskxiwnxijsisjisj

Anyway this is ending

-hatari