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one day like mostly everydays gene and his crew were chilln' like villans in textopolis ( the littest city on earth ) then suddenly gene stoped functioning
" eyy whats poppin with u today gene?" Said hifive
" gene u good bro          " said jailbreak
gene

" henlo is anyone home" said hifive

" Gene I'm calling the mexican doctor who help me carry out my abortion last thursday" said jailbreak.

" jailbrwka I think gene is dyed" said hijive.

"No way he is not dead not until he pulls out a death certificate from dr pedro's toy chest he's not"
" gene can u herd us? Gene the bean don't bean us no"

*in genes mind*
the universe
so butiful
I see all now
e w a n  i s  g o d
I see the thoughts of minds of every corner of every mind of which I see thots of
*ascends*

" gene wakest up" says hifive

"Oh, hey hifive"
                    -Gene the Meh, 2018
" Dang knappett I won:t have to call dr Pedro now" says jailrabk.

" ya'll r below me now I ascended"
                     - Gene the Meh, 2018
" Gene we called an ambulance your parents will meet u at the hospital also we called the fire department aswell"

" I can't believe you've done this hifive"
                    - Gene the Meh, 2018
" Hola jailbreak" says doctor pedro " do u want me to reach up ur ass and pull out a feedues again?"
" dr pedro u made me blush" said jailbfeak
" me 2" says hifive " actually, do u offer that service for bladder tumors?"
" Si"
" Escort me to ur medical practice, Dr. Pedro"
" Si. We are headed to the basement of the local walmartt"

they leave

" what a day"
                 -Gene the Meh, 2018

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