Dwight Schrute
• "What is going on? What are you doing?" - Dwight Schrute
• "You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you." Jim smirks and puts a bobblehead on his desk. "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM, MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!!" - Dwight Schrute
• "There are too many people here. We need a new plague." - Dwight Schrute
• "Oh, what is that on your face? Is that disguise?"Dwight referring to Phyllis's make-up. "Excuse me" Phyllis leaves the room. "Clown paint" - Dwight Schrute & Phyllis Lapin
• "ID badges are long overdue...security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag...I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoot potatoes at sixty pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?" - Dwight Schrute
• "She's not a virgin you know?" Referring to Pam. - Dwight Schrute
• "I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby" - Dwight Schrute
• "I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel...and I misspelled in front of the entire school... the word 'failure' " - Dwight Schrute
• "If I were buying my coffin, I would buy one with thicker walls so I couldn't hear all the other dead people" - Dwight Schrute
• "What is the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?"Dwight asks. "The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns. "Stanley replies. - Dwight Schrute & Stanley Hudson
• "Is it nice outside?"Stanley asks. "It's gorgeous."Dwight says. - Stanley Hudson and Dwight Shrute.
• Dwight hit Michael with his shoe. "OW! What are you doing?" Michael shouts. "It would be better if you were unconscious" Dwight replies. - Dwight Schrute and Michael Scott
• "BUTTLICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!" - Dwight Schrute
• "Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver." "Aw man, am I a woman?" - Pam Beesley & Dwight Schrute
• "That is not true. Redact it!" - Dwight Schrute
• "RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!" - Dwight Schrute
