Baldi's basics ONESHOTS

Hug my lonely heart [1st prize x reader]

You are a student of Baldi's basics.

You are currently running away from a guy with literally one strand of hair.

It all started like this;

Flasshhhbackkkkk~

"Ok now answer these three questions and you will get a prize"Mr. Baldi smiled.

"Six plus nine...equals..?"He looks at you

You typed 69 for laughs and gags, you snickered

You were about to erase it when your elbow touched the enter button

"Shoot."

You were confronted by an angry man

>:(

You ran out of the classroom

smack

smack

smACK

He was getting closer as fecc

ENNDD OF FLASHBACCCKKKKK

That's how it all started

He was right on your tail

You know what I mean.

"SIR THE ANSWER TO 6+9 WAS 15!!!!" You shouted he'd know you accidentally pressed the enter.

He kept smacking the damn ruler.

You threw his quarter back

"HOW 'BOUT A BRIBE!!! YOU GET A QUARTER WHEN YOU STOP TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THAT DAMN RULER!!!!"You shouted

He kept smacking the ruler.

Damn those hands are invincible.

You see playtime up ahead.

"Let'sssss playyyyy!"She smiles

You put out the scissors that was conveniently just on the floor.

You immediately cut her jumping rope before she even starts the game that forces you to exercise.

In fact this school is forcing you to run around, and also eat already bitten chocolate bars, and splash perfect soda on the old man's shirt.

It's torture.

"Running in the hal--"

"Oh fecc you!"

"disrespecting the principal, that would be 100 seconds of detention!"he responds angrily

"NARRATOR CHANGE THE DAMN SCRIPT!!!!"

"4th wall breaks, 200 seconds of detention."

The principal approaches you as well as the old man.

Suddenly a 'hand' grabs you.

You were trying to scream.

You jump out of the persons grasp.

You punch the person who attempted kidnap you.

You see it was just 1st prize

"AH FECC SORRY TOO MUCH CRAP IS HAPPENING I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU!!"you squished is face, his face went red.

"I need to get ya to the infirmary if there is even one."

"I'm fine Y/n..."He looks at you

You both had a staring session that lasted for a damn minute.

smack

smack

smaCK

You and 1st prize flinched.

You both see Baldi at the end of the hall way.

"Fecc."

1st prize hugged you and ran to the janitor's room.

"THE JANITOR IS ALSO AFTER ME!!!"you screamed.

1st prize opened the door to see the janitor.

You both looked at each other for a couple of seconds...

...

Then the clock rang.

The Broom looked at you as if it was smiling

"IT'S SWEEPING TIME!!!!"

1st prize ran with you in his arms...running everywhere, and you never wanted to leave his arms...because Gotta sweep, Baldi, Play time, Arts and Crafts, Principal of a thing is on your tails

Smack

SMACK

SMACK

SMACK SMACK DANG IT

"LET'S PLAY!"

"No running in the halls, 1000000 seconds of detention!!"

The sock puppet was gaining on you both

Then you both found the last notebook

"CONGRATULATIONS YOU FOUND THE ALL SEVEN NOTEBOOKS NOW ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS!!

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!"

SMACK SMACK SMACK

Baldi smacks his ruler 1000 times in a millisecond

"AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" you screamed.

Then you both got out.

And laughed.

"I'M NEVER COMING BACK THERE AGAIN!!"1st prize shouted then let go of you

"AGREED THAT WAS TIRING!!"You also shout

"You weren't even running!"1st prize smiled.

"It was tiring screaming..."you pouted.

1st prize laughed and you laughed too.

And went home together.

1st prize didn't have a home since he lives in the school.

So you both lived together...

You only had one bed

and there was two of you

So you forced 1st prize to sleep on the couch

Cause no (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is allowed in here.