The Random GRUNGE Book

pearl jam f.f. part 1

Im doing this for the pure sake of entertainment. As you can see it says fan fiction... so yeah. Warning: Strong Language!!

***AANNNNDD...ACTION!!!***

Eddie: We should start a buissness.

Jeff: What kind?

Eddie: We can sell jams. 'Ya know, like Smuckers...

Mike: Where did you get this weed?

Eddie:*confused as fuck* What we-

Stone: Yeah Ed, where did you get that weed?

Eddie:*yells his ass off* WHAT WEED?!! IM FUCKING SOBER YOU SHITS!!!

Stone: *sarcastically* Yeah and im a mother fucking rock.

Jeff: Yeah, thats 'cause you are.

Stone:*in a trance* Oh my God I am...

Eddie:*annoyed* So is this plan a go?

Mike: What are you gonna name it anyway?

Eddie: Hmm. Pearl Jam?

Jeff: That name sounds great, but I want to start a band.

*Stone(whom is out of his trance) agrees with Jeff*

Mike: Yeah, we all play at least some kind of insturment.

Jeff: All we need is drummer and a singer.

Eddie: Who's that dumbass bitch of a singer?

Stone: *Bluntly. Way too bluntly* You.

^^ Basically. Eddie's reaction.

*long silence*

Eddie: Nope. Not gonna happen.

Stone: Please?

Eddie: No.

Mike: Pleeaseee?

Eddie: No.

Jeff: With a cherry on top

Eddie: Ooo! Cherry Jam!

Jeff: Ha. Ew. No. That name sounds gayer than Stone.

Stone: *gasp* Im. Not. GAYYY!!!

Jeff: *Shoos in Stone's face* Sure, sure.

Eddie: Fine. I'll do it. Under one condition!

Mike: *yells* What?!

Eddie: Okay. Damn!

Stone:*scary ass deep voice* TELL US!!

Eddie: *quickly* GetmeadatewithChris.

Jeff: Ooooo! Chris Cornell?!!

Stone: Aww. You like him?

Eddie: *blushes* Yes...

Stone: I like someone...

Mike: *Mike really likes Stone and wants to know who he likes* Who?!

Stone: *referring to Mike* *cough* You! *cough*

Jeff: *gasps* You are gay!!

Stone: What?! Its better than being straight!

Mike: Yeah. It is.

Eddie: So. Can one of you call Chris?

Jeff: I'll do it.

Eddie: Yay!

~End?~

Okay. That really sucked ass:(

A photo of Mike feeding Stone to compensate...^^^^