|| I'm sure you've already noticed, but this is a crack fiction... please don't take offence by this aha- ||
His wife, she was there, checkouts and all, Frigga stood tall, her nose above the rest as she elegantly checked out, paying for her... weetabix? 'An AFFAIR-!' Odin thought to himself after nervously turning away towards the cereals in an attempt to make sure she didn't see him, that was until someone patted his shoulder, both politely and passive aggressively moving his shoulder as he asked him to move. As he did.... NOT! This was the king of Asguard he was talking t- the man couldn't help but notice yet another shining packet, a golden ring flashed his direction, smaller.. more compact- BUT GODDAMN SEXY-
Odin couldn't hELP but het a little exited, completely out of character he flashed a smile to this little box of cheerios. "Oh, hello there... darling." He winked, oblivious to the look he got from a worker who rushed off to alert the boss. He stroked the plastic above it with a growl,"Hottie~"
This then caught Frigga's attention, who was this person? Who is so much better than her royal tush? She took a step towards him,"a woman?" She took another step with a growl,"Who is so much better than your own wife who would make you so che-?" She looked in the direction he did. "Cheerios..?" She shot a glare. "...how dare you-?!" In her hand, Odin couldn't help but wonder to look out, his eyes widened. "Weet- ....weetabix?" He slurred after he pried the oddly labelled drink from her hand. "...how- how DaRe You?!" He returned at the same time as her...
Odin glared to her before he sashayed towards the till and bought it, Frigga left in the aisle, weeping to a small box, stroking it softly as she repeated her words before.
{Time skippppp~}
It was wet, sticky, oddly warm? It covered his face, the expression plastered with awkward, it made him uncomfortable... oddly- exited. The milky liquid lined his lips as they curled up into a small,"Oh what a lovely taste you have... my lovely... my weetabix."
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Odin of Asda (Crack RP)
ActionIn this story lays a sexy tail of the former kind of Asguard venturing into the wonderful areas of Misguard... it's thrilling, it's h0t, he's drunk. I present to you my first crack fanfiction... ODIN OF ASDA!
