Enjoy, I guess. My tumblr's joygaytrash if you wanna see any of my other non-Sanders Sides chats
Quick note: Remy is Sleep from Thomas' shorts. His name is just a fan-name. Also some of these involve swearing so pre-warning for that.
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Remy: My hands are cold.
Dr.Picani:*holding Remy's hands*There you go.
Remy:...Huh, for some reason, my lips are getting cold too.
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Logan: You're too skinny. Too much coffee, not enough pancakes.
Remy: I hope they put that on my tombstone.
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Virgil: Don't be a bitch.
Deceit: I'm not...I'm just being myself.
Virgil: Exactly.
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Roman: Those jeans are really working for you.
Patton: Yeah?
Roman: They're working for me too.
Patton: You're flirting with me?
Roman: Something like that.
Patton: Finally! Do it some more!
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Roman: To Patton's first drink!
Patton/Logan/Virgil/Roman: Cheers!
Patton:*downs shot with ease*
Roman/Virgil/Logan:...
Patton:...Ooh, ow, it burns.
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Virgil: I am thankful to have someone in my life who gives me a reason to get out of bed every morning. And I hope that my relationship with this person will grow...more intimidate.
Logan: Who are you talking about?
Virgil:...Roman.
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Remy: Name one thing you want to try in the bedroom.
Dr.Picani: See you get a full 8 hours of sleep.
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Dr.Picani: You're not helping, at least try not to be that hot. I'm begging you!
Remy:...I'm just breathing.
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Virgil: What do frogs eat?
Logan: Probably leaves and shit.
Virgil: I think you're confusing frogs for...
Virgil: Things that eat leaves and shit.
Logan:...
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Logan: You're having trouble throwing straight.
Roman: I'm also having trouble being straight.
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Patton: Thank you.
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