Day 8

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Manhood

Honestly mate, you have a shite taste in boys. Please, no matter what your heart says, don't go out with Sextuple Dick douche again. 7 times is most defijitely enough. Anyway, WC likes him too (I have no idea why he's called sextuple dick douche for a reason). Anyway, sorry for the rant Manhood but don't forget the (now) a year promise, even if it's already been broken at least once 😂.

WC

Honestly mate,
1- Are you on a constant period?
All we have to do is hold our phone out as if we are taking a photo and you are all prepared to gut us all alive and maybe even eat it with us watching.

2- Why Sextuple Dick Douche??
As in his name, he's a dick
He may have called you fit, but honestly he's just doing it to twist life. We all tell you are beautiful and it seems to mean nothing. SDD is a safety Hazard and I don't want you to get hurt.

Cucumber (an old nickname he probably wouldn't even remember)

You are honestly both innocent and oblivious.

You have girls trip at your feet and yet all you care about is gaming and friends - which isn't a bad thing apart from to all the girls you friend zone. "No, but can we please just be friends" can sometimes be a kick in a face.
Sorry

Rant over

😂

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