Just so you know, this is not a serious story at all. My internet wife and I just randomly started talking about what we'd name our children if we had them, and we ended up deciding we'd name every child after alREADY DEAD PEOPLE.
So here is the list of characters I shall be using in this.
cRoW = this is me
Samantha/Flur = mY WIFE
John lauRENS
AleXANDER HAMILTON
aNGELICA SCHUYLER
HERCULES MULLIGAN
LAFAYETTE
AND PEGGY
eLIZAAAAAAAAA
pHILLIP THE POET
aaroN BURR
gEORGE WASHINGGTONNNN
saM ADAMS
samuel seabury
thomas jeFFERSOn
james madison
mariA REYNOLDS
yeah this story will most likely kill a lot of people.
YOU ARE READING
IF ME AND MY INTERNET WIFE HAPPENED TO HAVE CHILDREN
FanfictionsO MY INTERNET WIFE AND ME WERE LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF ABOUT THIS. SO IM MAKING IT A STORY SO SHE CAN MAKE COMICS OUT OF IT.
