Little Johnny was on his bed, checking his phone, when his girlfriend, Nicki, sent him a picture.
Curious, Johnny opened it, and saw Nicki showing him a new outfit.
"does this make me look fat??? 😜😍" she had texted a moment later.
Yes, it did. And Johnny was an honest boy. So he waited ten minutes to reply, because apparently that's what you're supposed to do.
"bb gurl u lookin thicc af 👏💀😵🍑," he said back. She immediately dumped him.
"HOW DARE YOU JOHN I THOUGTHH U LOVED ME!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😤😠😠😭😒"
Johnny sat, bummed out, until his second girlfriend, Brittany, showed him an outfit as well.
"does this make me look fat??? 😜😍"
Learning from his mistakes, Johnny added "lol" at the end of text, deeming all of his words acceptable and adorable.
"bb gurl u lookin thicc lol"
"oh thnx soo much baby!!!! ill see you at school tmrw!!!!!" she texted back, deeply amused and probably willing to give... ah, no, this is supposed to be a family-friendly story.
If you text someone something rude, just put "lol," "haha," or "lmao" at the end to make it funny and cute.
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