Chapter 6: Menopause

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April, 15, 2007

Pepper I nd help

... Oh God, Tony, I told you not to poke Bruce with your pointy pen thingy!

Wht? no. I didnt. Tht isn't wat I'm tlkin about.

Oh.

Excuse me. tht pen thingy is a digital electronic shock pen actually.

Oh my... I do apologise dearly.

Its alrite. Anywhore. Yea I need help

Why?

... Lets jst say I didn't cry durin tfios...

What? tfios? What the hell is that?

...

...?

OMFG U CAN GO DIG URSELF A HOLE IN THE GROUND ND LIV IN THERE FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE ND I CAN JST JUMP ON TOP OF U. OMG I C'NOT BELEEVE U JST ASKD ME THT!

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TFIOS IS AN AMZIN FILM I JST SAW WTH RHODEY AND I C'NOT BEELEVE U OMFG OMFG OMFG

... Tony...

THE FAULT IN OUR STARS! OMFG IM GONNA KILL U. I NO LONGER HAV A HART.

Tony.

I MEEN WHT? U REELY JST ASKD ME THT! AM I DREEMIN? OMFG

Tony, stop saying OMFG! Shut up!

...

Why are you crying?

IM NOT

Put your caps lock off, Tony.

Oh srry...

Did you just apologise to me?

Wht? Pssh. No.

...Oh my God.

Wht?

Tony, I think you have menopause.

... dafuq?

Hold on...

I'm holding...

Do you have hot flushes, night sweats, mood swings, vaginal dryness?

...

Not the last one!

Pepper... u jst askd me if I have woman problems...

... No I never.

The menopause is caused by a change in the balance of the body's sex hormones. 51 is the average age for a woman to reach the menopause, although some women experience the menopause in their 30s or 40s.

Did you just copy and paste that?

... JARVIS did.

... I was joking. You don't have menopause, Tony.

OMG!

What?

IT SAYS U CN EXPEERIENCE IT IN UR 30'S!

...?

Wht if i hav it? :O

No, Tony, you don't have it.

OMFG WHAT IF I HAVE MANOPAUSE!?

Manopause...

:O

Manopause...

:(

Manopause...

:'(

Pep, u still there? J, where'd pep go?

It appears, sir. That Ms. Potts is on her office floor, either crying or laughing. I can not tell.

Yea, sure, u cn laf it off. U DNT HAV MANOPAUSE!

Sir. That Powder Puff girl belongs to Mr Barton, I beleive.

OMFG DID U JST CALL HER A POWDER PUFF GIRL? OMFG NO WAY! HER NAME IS BUTTERCUP AND SHE IS A POWERPUFF GIRL!

My apologies, sir. Please do not cry again.

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