The next morning, the Creeps were all bunched downstairs, ready for the day trip.
They all sat on the grass out the front, listening to Slender as he explained what was going on that day.
"Today, I will be taking you all on a little... trip." Slender explained. "First, we will be visiting Offenderman's house. Then–"
Jeff raised his hand for a second, wanting to speak. "That's like... 7 hours away."
"Actually, it is only 3 hours away. But that is the whole point of it being a trip." Slender stated. "Anyway, after that, we will visit the Black Lake for a while. After that, we will head for Splendorman's house for some lunch. Then, we will be returning home. By that point, it should only be 8 in the evening."
Jeff grumbled. "Fuck this."
"... I do not understand how that will EVER be possible Jeffrey, but I am sure you are capable of many things."
"I sure am Slender." Jeff rolled his eyes.
Slender laughed before turning to Masky, Hoodie, and Toby who were standing behind the Slenderman. Masky stood with his arms crossed, leaning against the bonnet of his car. Hoodie slouched beside Masky, with his hands buried deep within his pockets. Toby sat on the roof of the car, leaning forward and resting his forearms on his thighs.
Slender soon turned back to the Creeps before him.
"Alright. Jeff, EJ, Ben, Sally, and Nat, you five will be coming in my car. Jane and Lazari, you two will be going with Masky, Hoodie and Toby." Slender confirmed.
"How is he a good driver?" Jane stated, crossing her arms grumpily
"Well, we aren't dead yet." Toby shrugged
Masky chuckled and fist bumped Toby. Hoodie simply snickered.
"Exactly. If not, stay home." Slender finished.
Jane huffed and got into Masky's Jeep. Masky winked at Jane and she flipped him off (gave him the middle finger).
Jeff and EJ slid into Slender's car first. It was an old rusty SS Camero. Made of metal, yet SO comfortable on the inside. It's why Jane wanted to go in it.
Jeff stuck his tongue out at Jane from the back window and Jane flipped him off too. As Jeff was pulling faces at Jane, Slender suddenly teleported into the front seat. "Jeffrey. Turn around."
Jeff almost jumped out of his skin as Slender spoke, yet he quickly turned around anyway.
Jeff was sitting in the middle, EJ sat on the right, and Ben sat on the left. Nat sat in the passenger seat, and Sally sat in the middle seat up the front.
Sally jumped around excitedly. "Yippee! I'm so excited!"
Slender chuckled and changed the gears as he started the car. Yes, it's a manual. He had to have it manual, since Jeff crashed the last one. His driving test was a big fat F. Double F. Actually, am almost DEAD F.
"Hey Jeff," Nat started.
Jeff was watching Jane through EJ's window as Masky slowly drove passed. He stuck his tongue out again and flipped her off with both hands.
Jane grabbed her knife and ran the blade slowly over her neck, but not hard enough to cut herself. She was gesturing that she was going to kill him.
Jeff laughed and rolled his eyes dramatically. Jane pointed to her eyes and then pointed at him, as if to say; "I'm watching you."
After she was out of sight, Jeff looked over at Nat. "Mhm..."
"Why do you hate road trips...?" Nat asked, resting her chin on the edge of her seat.
Jeff shrugged. "I'm not lazy."
"Meaning..." Nat urged
"Meaning I don't like to sit down for so long. I like getting up and doing stuff. I hate being cramped in a car..." Jeff explained.
"Makes sense." Nat nodded, turning back to the front.
"When do you ever do anything other than go on a killing spree every Friday or Saturday or whenever you are pissed off..., or play Xbox...?" Slender asked
"Uh... I beat up Ben and fight Jane too." Jeff stated
"That does not count." Slender shrugged
"It does so!" Jeff shrieked.
Slender chuckled. "Alright. Alright."
EJ sat there listening to what was going on, until Jeff furrowed his brows and realized something. "How the fuck do we expect EJ not to drown...? Considering he has no eyes."
Slender sighed, saying nothing. Nat ignored, Sally glared, and Ben smirked.
"Bitch please, I could swim circles around you." EJ confirmed.
"Brave." Ben admitted
"Dumb." Jeff corrected. "I will drown you if you try and show me up."
EJ laughed. "Well, don't speak shit then."
"I wasn't. I was merely making a statement." Jeff shrugged
"A shit statement." EJ sighed
Nat giggled. "You two fight like an old married couple."
"I'm about to kiss you." Jeff warned Nat.
EJ gazed at Jeff, confusion written all over his toned figure. "Uh, sure..."
"I will do it." Jeff stated.
He was only trying to creep her out, as SHE'D tried to do in his bed the other night. He was failing.
"Well c'mere then. Gimme some sugar baby~!" Nat licked her lips and wriggled her finger at him, calling him closer.
Jeff shuddered. "Gross."
~♣~
Finally, they'd made it to Offender's house. It was dark, like, Victorian Gothic. It was awesome.
Slender was the first to walk inside. Once Offender spotted Slender, he beamed and threw his arms open wide.
"... Ah, little brother! How are you?" Offender shouts happily. "Such a beautiful day to visit family."
Ben waved and EJ bumped into Jeff. Sally ran around in circles and crashed clumsily into Offender.
Offender picked Sally up and carried her to the attic door. Offender knocked urgently.
"Devon, come out here please." Offender called
As Offender stepped back, the door swung open. Dr. Smiley walked out and smiled at Slender.
"Slender." Dr. Smiley greeted
Slender nodded back. "How are you Devon...?"
"I am well, thank you." Devon replied. "My stay here has been pleasant."
"Can he cook as well as I can?" Slender mocked jokingly
"Never, my brother. I couldn't possibly be as good as you are!" Offender beamed. "So, what're you to today? Come, sit down, sit, sit!"
Slender and the other Creeps all sat down in Offender's lounge room. As they spoke about the day they were impatient to explore.
