adopted by jake paul

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Patrisa

I'd rather live with these dan and phil boys than with the cunt bag jake paul. "Do I have to go back to la I mean I could just stay with you guys instead of jake?" I asked.

"Look as much as we loved you staying here we have to send you back or nick cromton will be beating down our door." Dan sighed.

"Ugh back to team hell i go. Bye dan bye phil ill miss you basterds." I waved good bye and got on the plane.

Tessa picked me up from the air port and drove me back to the new house. I went in to my room and saw that every inch was covered with jake paul merch. "IM LIYERLY GOING TO FUCKI G KILL MY SELF IM HOING BACK TO LIVE WITH DAN AND PHIL YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES."  I yelled.

"Glad you like your room" jake said

"You a fucking jackass. Your mother was a hamster and your father was a house plant." I spit on his face and stormed off. To drown myself in the pool.

"I love you too" jake yelled and i stuck my middle finger up at him

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Love you jake paulers lol dab on dem haters