(THESE AREN'T MINE. I FOUND THEM. I DO NOT OWN. I WILL TELL YOU IF IT'S MINE.)
If you put yourself in a locket, does that mean your...
Independent?
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ARK HIVES!!!
Person 1: Are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?
Person 2: No, but they're perfect for a continental breakfast.
If you were dating an FBI agent and you dumped them, would that make them your
Fed ex?
If 666 is evil, then 25.806975801127 is the root of all evil.
(MINE. PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE UTTER DESIRE TO KILL YOURSELf AHEAD.)
John Egbert: "Ya know, I wish I was better at coming up with puns on the fly".
