message from jimin || pjm

five

june 6, wednesday [11:52pm]

jimin: do you have a boyfriend

me: what is this all of a sudden

jimin: i was thinking and i just got curious

me: maybe you should tone down the thinking and get to sleeping

jimin: and i couldn't fall asleep

jimin: answer my question

jimin: pleeeaassee

me: no i don't

me: i don't plan on being in a relationship as of now

jimin: why not

me: my last one ended kind of badly

jimin: oh

me: so how many lovelies have you dated

jimin: i never dated anyone before

jimin: well not seriously

jimin: maybe some kiddish ones

me: awww

jimin: like you didn't have any kindergarten boyfriends

me: no i haven't

me: the boys were afraid of me in elementary school

jimin: whatta woman

jimin: remember lee minsik from school?

me: yeah he was a big fat asshole

jimin: haahhaha yeah

jimin: i remember when you were presenting something in our history class and he started snickering at you

jimin: and you just stopped in the middle of talking and gave him the best evil look ever

me: oh yeah i think i got a bonus point for that glare

me: and remember that time pushed down on the arteries on your neck so it stops the flow of blood to the brain since he didn't believe anyone could pass out from that

jimin: HAHAHA YEAH

jimin: didn't he fall off his chair and woke up not knowing where he was for like ten seconds

me: i don't want to know what he's like now i doubt it will be good

me: there was also that one time some girl pulled the fire alarm thinking it was a light switch

jimin: i thought i heard it was because she didn't want to stay in school

me: idk our school was whack

jimin: truee

jimin: are you doing anything tomorrow

me: i have class at 10am

jimin: it's past midnight

jimin: you should go to bed

me: i will once we're done talking

jimin: oops sorry

jimin: sleeeeep nighty

me: goodnight