A day in the life of me:
Me: *lazing around*
And that is "A day in the life of me"
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Me: OK if you were an animal what would you be?!
Masky: I would be a black sheep cuz I am a nobody...
Me: .... OK very imaginative!
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Levi: CLEAN UP THIS MESS RIGHT NOW!
Eren: What mess?
Levi: WHAT MESS?! *points to a small crumb* YOU DON'T SEE THAT RIGHT THERE?!
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Erwin: *writing down a complex math problem on a chalk board*
Connie: OK, um, when are we ever gonna need this in real life?
*Later on*
Connie: *in a car getting pulled over* Is there a problem, officer?
Cop: Yeah, this problem *pulls out a printed complex math problem from his pocket and shows Connie* Solve it
Armin: *pops up from the passenger seat* 21?
Connie: *punches Armin back down*
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Jumin: Alright guys say cheese
Zen & Jaehee: *gets into their poses* Cheese!
*Jeopardy music comes on in the background*
Jumin: *trying to figure out how to take the picture*
*music stops*
Zen: TAKE THE PICTURE-
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Sasha: *walking past Unknown*
Unknown: Hey kid you want some blades? *shows knives in his jacket*
Sasha: No *turns to him* Blades are for skating! *magically has skates* Ya dingus *tries to skate in the snow* It's kinda snowy
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Modern day flowers:
707: Oh look a flower *picks it off tree*
Flower: I have a boyfriend!
707: *puts the flower back* Oh sorry
*as 707 is walking away*
Flower: Yeah you should be sorry ya asshole!
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Hanji: I'm never wrong. I thought I was wrong one time, but I was wrong!
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Me: *in the open trunk of a car while it's backing up* Beep...beep...beep...beep...beep beep beep beep beep BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP *hitting a part of the car near me*
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Christa: *cooking* *gets a call* *answers* Hello?
???: Turn around....
Christa: *scared and turns around*
???: Down here....
Christa: *looks down*
Jean: I can't get up
Christa: DAMN IT JEAN-
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Oki something I wanted to ask but never got around to it
Should I bring back the "TRUTH OR DARE!!!" series?
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RPs and Random Stuff (Mostly Random Posts)
RandomJust random RPs and things that I'll make up when I want to (when I get bored of life XD) DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters, they belong to their respectful owners THANK CHU! This is more of a shitpost book but whatever--
