(How do y'all actually enjoy the shit I write xD?)
Dan, to say the least, was a unicorn, he had a strange love for the taste of weenies. One day, Dan lost his weenie, and that was the day, he went on a crazed weenie spree. He went around, killing multiple people, only to cut off their weenies and try and surgically attach them to himself. After a few years, Dan had been caught, and was put in a mental hospital for unicorn men.
There's absolutely no reason to why Dan was a unicorn in this, but Idk lol.
