Fuck 12...literally

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Yeah the cops showed up after my other neighbor Frito called them. Fuck frito. There was at least 78 cruisers outside of my house and I was like dooooope. Brittney bring them in. She did and they all joined in. We was fuckin mad loud in my house and ended up breaking the second floor windows. Some fat ass cop named Jerome farted and moaned at the same time so loud that it shattered all of the glass at the same time. Fuck Jerome. He chill but dumb as fuck. So I had to harass him by rubbing his nipples with butter and sticking a glass rod into his hard 2 inch peen before breaking it repeatedly. It sounded like a glow stick.

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