Once there was an Apple, he had to pee so he went to the bathroom. When it went to the bathroom Apple found a cat, but the cat was there because it needed to take a dump. But he was EMPTY.
"Fudge man I'm empty." Meowed the cat. Then the Apple said,
"Guurrrrllll you be empty." The cat just looked at the apple hissing in exhile. *Angry Meow*
The Apple Channeled his inner Cardi B and yelled,
"I kno0ow you did NOT just hiss at ME!"
"You best be joking too B!" Meowed the cat.
Suddenly Justin Bieber walks into the bathroom. Justin Moaned and yelled,
"I just killed my MOTHER!" The Apple then yelled in it's British accent.
"Love, are you sure it wasn't a granola bar!?" The cat meowed while JB left the stall to go wash his hands because they were bloody. (Don't worry he comes back)
"O0oO0OooOhhHh." Yells Tyler Joseph as he sings in the bathroom, (Heathens.) Then gracefully walks out like he was never there. The Cat and JB look at each other while Apple took a piss. The Sassy Cat and JB Looked at the Apple weirdly.
"Quit staring at me!" The Apple yelled,
"I'm trying to take a piss!!"
While Apple was pissing apple juice the Cat turned to the right VIOLENTLY.
"Stop! Don't turn to the right, turn to the left! That's my good side!" JB Said aggravated.
At that moment Apple watched as JB turned into a THOT. (Let me tell you,, they were SHOOK)
"Uh nuh girl, THOT BEGONE!" The Sassy Cat yelled Grasping her 'Thot Begone Spray' (Story logic) She sprayed it violently still very shook. The British Apple waved its arms around trying to keep the spray off him. The cat played the Xylophone because why not?
"Yo," Said a random person walking by the bathroom.
"That bathroom is wack."
Then everyone heard a snap. *Then Justin Bieber and and the Random Guy faded away*
"Sassy Cat I don't feel so good." Whispered British Apple. He then Faded and British cat meowed dramatically.
"MEOOOWWWWWWWW."(Translates to: NOOOOOOOO)
That was an interesting day at the Zoo wasn't it?
{Thank you for reading, My friend @just_that_one_girl__ and I wrote this at 5am one night trying to do an alphabet story and this happened. *shrugs* XD welcome to our friendship.
Thank you for reading though, We hope you laughed.. This is a joke book so YEET }
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The Bathroom
HumorA British Apple who has to pee, a Sassy cat, Justin Bieber, and Cardi wannaBees all in the same bathroom. What could go wrong? Starring: Tyler Joseph Justin Beiber A Random Guy Sassy Cat {Most importantly} British Apple
