Day 82: Pokémon Go KYS

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Draymond:  dammit

Kevin:  zzz

Draymond:  fuck

Kevin:  zzz

Draymond:  shit

Kevin:  *eyes flutter open*

Draymond:  fuck me

Kevin:  tf dray its like 3 am.  what are you doing

Draymond:  im trying to CATCH a fuckin pikachu

Kevin:  how bout u put that phone down or else you can CATCH these hands

Draymond:  how bout you CATCH this dick

Kevin:  can i

Draymond:  yea after i get this pikachu

Kevin:  *smacks phone outta hand*

Draymond:  what the fuck kd, it ran away

Kevin:  it ran away JUST LIKE MY ERECTION FOR YOU

Draymond:  i dont care, i wanted that fuckin pikachu

Kevin:  and i wanted ur dick but u wouldnt give me any

Draymond:  fuck u hoe

Kevin:  :(

Draymond:  ily

Kevin:  ly2

Draymond:  our relationship is fucked up

Kevin:  yea

**MEANWHILE**

Steph:  augghhhh yes klayyyyyyy fuckkkkk

Klay:  i know you like this ;)

Steph:  fuck yesssssss

Klay:  *something vibrates*  oh wait hold on *takes phone out*

Steph:  what is it

Klay:  theres a rattata in here holy shit

Steph:  OH DUUUUDE *pulls out phone*

Klay:  YES I CAUGHT

Steph:  FUCK IT BROKE OUT

Klay:  like the condom

Steph:  wait wat

**LATER**

Draymond:  fucj

Kevin:  zzz

Draymond:  shite

Kevin:  fuck dray ur still awake?

Draymond:  YES

Kevin:  ITS 5 AM

Draymond:  pokemon go back to sleep

Kevin:  u piece of shit. how about u pokemon go fix ur fucking wreck of a life u hobo lookin ass

Draymond:  kd that hurt my feelings

Kevin:  im sry dray

Draymond:  pokemon go fuck urself

Kevin:  :|

Draymond:  ... im sry that was cringey

Kevin:  no, no its ok

Draymond:  i get it if u never find me physically attractive ever again

Kevin:  well, u can pokemon go climb back into bed with me ;)

Draymond:  o Oi oKAY

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