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GABBIE GONZALEZ 🛒 That title isn't clickbait I'm serious . My best-friend lost me in Walmart while following a hot ass guy . We were shopping for yogurt and tons of milk because we love dairy . ( WE STAN A DAIRY QUEEN | OoF I love their ice cream there ) I turned around just to see my best - friend talking to this cute guy and I'm over here like — does he have a brother ? — when they finished talking she finally came back over to me and she got his number DEADASS . It wasn't anything big to me so I didn't pay that Any attention . I turned back around and got more yogurts ( I kinda struggled to pick between trix and special k yogurt but I got both ) when I turned back around for the last time she was gone and I was left alone with a Kart full of yogurt and milk . WITH NO MONEY BECAUSE SHE HAD ALL THE MONEY . I finally saw her by the chips section behind the guy , stalking him , stuck to him , like she finally found him all her life , like she was my grandma finding her dentures for the first time .
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Moral of the story , never leave your friend for a hot douche bag . ( I LEFT ALL THE SHADY STUFF OUT CAUSE SMh HE WAS A BIG OLD TOUGH BAG PILLOW CASE DOOFUS HEAD )
