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I'm bored have some vines

Okay so like these will be when they dead n shit. Miguel will either be in the after life or alive.

*Ernesto and Héctor fighting*

Miguel: could I get a waffle?

Ernesto: *sLamS HÉcTor*

Miguel: could I please get a waffle??

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Héctor: *in front of family* I love you bITCH- *STRUMS GUITAR*

Imelda: oh my god..

Héctor: I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bITCH- *another meGA STRUM*

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Miguel: Its a butterfly Dante!

Dante: *S n I f f s* *eATs*

Miguel: DANTE!! DANTE NOOOO!

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Ernesto: Smack cam!

Imelda: bitCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL YOU THAT- (lmao she finna kill him even tho he dead)

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Miguel: air horn prank *aIRHORNS*

Mama Coco: .... *looks up* did someone say something?

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Ernesto: I love working here, it's a lot of laughs.

Also Ernesto: fuck off Imelda! I'm not going to your fucking baby shower-

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Héctor: uh hello, I need a pharmacist.

Pharamacist: yes?

Héctor: I drank some bleach all the way down to the blue and now I'm starting to feel like the Harry Potter-

Pharmacist: Sir, you're not supposed to drink bleach-

Héctor: Well it tasted like candy to me!

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Imelda: *to Héctor* oh what are you supposed to be a disappointment??

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Ernesto: put that candy back I ain't buYING YOU SHIT-

Miguel: *throws candy*

Ernesto: oH- fUcK mE rIgHt iN tHe AsShOlE-

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Okay so the last four were Brandon Rodgers and they were all Grandpa Hates Halloween expect for the first one. Hope you enjoyed this lmao