today is lance's birthday soooooo um i wrote this
hunk: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE
pidge: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUMBO
allura: happy birthday fellow Paladin! *weak smile* (ppppftgtftft im done)
coran: happy birthday Loverboy Lance! may a thousand more years come!
lance: YEAH UM PROBABLY NOT A THOUSAND MORE YEARS I WANT TO LIVE BUT OKAY thaaaaankk you!
shiro: happy birthday son! *rubs lance's soon-to-be mullet* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
pidge: hey lance, where's your boyfriend? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lance: *blushes like frucking crazy* mmmmHHMMMMMIDONTKNOWHAHAHAHESNOTMYBOYFRIENDHAHAAHHARIGHTIMRIGHTLOLIMDYINGSOMEONEPLEASESAVEME
keith: *swiftly slides into the room, still standing and sassily puts hand on hip*
keith: *softly pushes bangs out of face*
keith: hey, what did i miss? oh, also, hi babe happy birthday
keith: *walks up to lance and kisses him*
keith: *walks out of room with hands in pockets*
lance: *falls onto the ground, rocking back and fourth*
pidge: wow that was so gay i'm recording this
hunk: yoU DIDNT RECORD IT BEFORE?
pidge: well i hAD NO FRUCKING IDEA THAT THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN
stay indoors children, its a dangerous world out there
also i hoped that u enjoyed this bc i kinda did
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