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[02] private messages

chapter two.
"god dammit, tony!"
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[ y/n's pov. ]

Y/N
ANTHONY EDWARD STARK

Tony
what do you want now, y/n?

Y/N
Don't act stupid

You know what you did

Tony
Okay! I'm sorry that I ate all the cookies you made for Peter! They looked so delicious so I took one and then another one, until I ate them all!

Y/N
YOU DID WHAT?!?

BUT YOU SAID THE ANTS TOOK THEM

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I FELL FOR THAT.

Tony
I tried to bribe Pepper to make another batch of cookies but she said she was done with all of my bullshit :(

Y/N
good

but that's not the reason why i'm talking to your boring ass right now

did you really make steve an instagram account??

Tony
what if i did?

Y/N
tony...

do you even remember what happened 2 years ago...?

Tony
OH SHIT.

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Y/N
i don't want to deal with this bullshit again

i can't believe that i had to erase his memories about social media that time...

Tony
Can't you just do it again?? wipe out his memories or whatever magic you got up in your sleeves??

We OBVIOUSLY don't want Steve to act like "that" ever again

Y/N
IT'S NOT MAGIC! IT'S TECHNOLOGY!

but fury will kill me if i do it again 😭

if only if it was that easy, then i would've done it by now before steve learns more of the internet!!!

Tony
What if we just let him do his thing?

There's still a chance that he won't act like "that", right?

Y/N
jesus christ

Please don't bring back more memories...

It was a pain in the ass

Tony
Oh god, when Steve found out about memes..

Y/N
stop

That was a nightmare...

I can hear him saying "deez nuts" in my head now

God dammit, Tony! what have you done

Tony
What have WE done.

Don't forget you were a part of this!

Y/N
Let's just hope he doesn't act like the last time.

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What does Y/N and Tony mean about erasing Steve's memories about social media, and him acting like the last time?

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