oh right, we're still shopping

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pitbull just tossed a fuck ton of food in his shopping cart.

he tossed in a replacement pee pee in there because you ripped his pee pee off for urself so

that's how you got the pee pee

back to story

"dale"
pitbull said like a fucking baaddd asss

"TU COSITA" dame tu cosita kicked down rhe fucking door with his dick out.

"i said dale, not dame." said pitbull

"you just said dame you fucking dumbass, gotcha lmao" dame tu cosita pointed at the bald man with finfger guns

"oh shit, you got me there buddy" pitbull responded

"yeah... let's just make a scene to make this book more uhhh como se dice, uh more epic? ye..." dame insisted.

"k. OMG, I THOUGHT YOU FUCKIGN DIE-AAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" PITBULL FUCKING SCREAMED AS DAME SHOVED HIS FUCKING PEE PEE UP HIS BUMHOLE

i can actually see why people think im rly fukin annoying wowowoW
this is what my life has come to... oof
BUT ANYWAYS, ENOUGH OF ME

DAME CAMED AND SHIDDED AND AND AND FARDED AND- I'll stop here

PITBULL FUCKINEDGED DIED 😱😱😱 HE WAS SENT STRAIGHT... OR GAY TO HELL FOR NOT BEING STRAIGHT

YOU GUYS MEET AGAIN

or you gays meet again, whatever.

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top ten anime battles lmao probably idk

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