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A/N I will keep a day to day track of these sentences because I don't want to forget this website. Like, EVER.

Take my hand, and lets begin.

Leonardo da Vinci always forgets his fanny pack in the back of the car.

The donuts are being filled with jam by Matthew Hardgreaves. (Matt n o)

Angelica Schuyler's magic potion will be tested by me.

All of Thomas Jefferson's Facebook posts are read by me.

The harmonica is played by Ernesto de la Cruz's elephant.

Smokey's cookie recipe was adored by the chef. (Smokey is my dog-)

Lillian and the scientist will be interviewed by the talk show host. (She is ma girlfren btw)

Aaron Burr's pet dolphin was trained by me.

Leo's limousine is driven by me. (My dog has a limo wha-)

Tord Larsson will share the headphones. (With his bf Matt DUH)

My temporary tattoo was admired by Josh Dun.

Mark Zuckerberg was chased by an angry squirrel.

Lillian's flowers were delivered on Valentine's Day by the mail carrier.

Vincent van Gogh landed the helicopter on the roof.

Alexander Hamilton's tomatoes are eaten by the birds every year.

Every year, Bill Nye the Science Guy hides golden eggs for the scavenger hunt.

Dr. Phil's favorite song is being performed by the jazz choir.

Mojo's sand castles were spotted by me on the beach (bitch he is a ferret.)

George Washington measured all the trampolines before the competition.

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